Plastinated circulatory system
I don’t want that inside of me
dont you dare think
for even a second
that nobody saw you
when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD
how did you find this
Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.
Fer real doe
FIRST KISS: We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time…
"What’s your name again?"
THIS MAKES ME HAPPY IM ALIVE
does anyone know the song playing while they are all kissing? I love itthat’s so good
do you remember when you were a kid and the doorbell rang you would run and see who it was, now i just run to my room instead
I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night
why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook
- BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
- Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
- BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
- Grandma: What?
- BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
- Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.
nicki looks like shes fucking arguing with fans
And this is why you can never fucking trust the media