Photo 25 Apr 21,668 notes crooked-rain:

sulfurum:


Plastinated circulatory system

OHHHH

I don’t want that inside of me

crooked-rain:

sulfurum:

Plastinated circulatory system

OHHHH


I don’t want that inside of me

(Source: viciieuse)

Photo 25 Apr 56,195 notes
Text 25 Apr 402,745 notes a special message for a very special someone

averypottermormon:

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hey

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you

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dont you dare think

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for even a second

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that nobody saw you

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when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

(Source: maximumbuttitude)

Photo 25 Apr 528,301 notes katfuckingkolb:

fatxslut:

Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.

Fer real doe

katfuckingkolb:

fatxslut:

Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.

Fer real doe

(Source: blowsive)

Video 25 Apr 306,030 notes

la-tragedy:

crydaisy:

already-enough:

ninelivespussy:

FIRST KISS: We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time…

"What’s your name again?"

THIS MAKES ME HAPPY IM ALIVE

does anyone know the song playing while they are all kissing? I love it

that’s so good
Text 25 Apr 181,490 notes

nice-wig-janis:

do you remember when you were a kid and the doorbell rang you would run and see who it was, now i just run to my room instead

Text 25 Apr 4,261 notes

officialfrenchtoast:

avoiding my responsibilities like

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Video 25 Apr 56,974 notes

classymike44:

The Parent Trap Dance.

Text 25 Apr 92,847 notes

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

(Source: sorry)

Chat 24 Apr 191,215 notes My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
  • BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
  • Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
  • BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
  • Grandma: What?
  • BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
  • Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.
Video 24 Apr 256,520 notes

notmusa:

feralhousewife:

PARKOUR PIG

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(Source: youtube.com)

Photo 24 Apr 305,280 notes disarms:

austene3:

OFFICER ON DECK!

cutie reporting for duty

disarms:

austene3:

OFFICER ON DECK!

cutie reporting for duty

Text 24 Apr 245,169 notes

toothpast:

mosebys:

nicki looks like shes fucking arguing with fans

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but really

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And this is why you can never fucking trust the media

(Source: pleathe)

Photo 24 Apr 5,467 notes did-you-kno:

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Photo 24 Apr 26,085 notes 
If I were to sum up my life with one bumper sticker.

If I were to sum up my life with one bumper sticker.

(Source: dp0226)

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