The easter bunny is an asshole. He attacked me!
wake up open the curtains
take a shower then dry my hair
come down stairs ready for breakfast
greet the mailman
Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made
Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.
He proceeded to show it to us in class.
*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*
imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it
i can’t wait for summer so i don’t have to worry about the homework i don’t do anyways
The most iconic photo of all time.
i love star trek
That moment when you realize that David Tennant is one of us.
This is the best thing that has ever happened.
the story of a man and his unlikely friend
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with